tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12046458131259460142024-03-13T02:24:51.391-04:00It Only Takes OneBut what if you don't have that many left?Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.comBlogger187125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-39778884326492103342017-12-20T12:28:00.000-05:002017-12-20T12:28:08.138-05:00Complete<div style="text-align: left;">
Exactly one week ago today, I gave birth to this little dude!</div>
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The weird thing about a scheduled c-section is just how <i>normal</i> the whole process feels, despite the fact that you're about to be sliced open and have another human being hoisted out of your innards. </div>
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While my first c-section wasn't strictly an emergency, there was enough urgency to it that things passed in a bit of a blur. This time around, I got to have nice leisurely chit-chats with my anesthesiologist and the OB who would be performing the surgery (since my own had to bail at the last minute for a high-risk delivery). I surprised myself at how calm I was about the whole thing, right up until the point that the anesthesiologist was about to put in my spinal block. I was hooked up to a heart rate monitor at that point, and he asked if I was nervous and commented that he could see my heart rate going up a little bit. I replied something to the effect of "Well, you ARE about to cut me open, so there's that" which the nurses agreed seemed pretty reasonable.</div>
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The surgery went off without a hitch and at 3:24pm baby I entered the world at 8 pounds 4 ounces. The biggest difference this time around was that, while Q had a few breathing difficulties that necessitated a quick visit to the respiratory unit, M and I were able to hold baby I pretty much straight away, which was a lovely distraction from the stitching up process.</div>
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So here we are, a family of four! Right now we're smack in the middle of the transition process, which has been both amazing and challenging. Amazing in that Q was absolutely thrilled to meet his baby brother and has been beyond gentle with him, asking to hold him and then gently touching his tiny features with a huge smile on his face. Challenging in that Q was a MUCH better sleeper/eater right off the bat, whereas I has been going through some pretty fierce day/night confusion and cluster feeding so that's been putting us through our paces. I knew we had gotten off easy the first time, but maybe not exactly HOW easy. But with a little help from M's mom, who stayed with us until yesterday, we've been muddling through and I'm confident we'll find our feet soon. </div>
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Who would ever have thought when I started this blog five (5?!?!?!) years ago that this would be where we'd end up? But here we are. Me and my boys. </div>
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OK, so that was definitely longer than I planned to go since my last post. There's suspense, then there's just being a jerk about it.</div>
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I know there are still a few of you out there, so for those that have been wondering, yes in fact we got lucky again the second time around. I'm currently 30 (30!) weeks pregnant with baby #2. To answer some of the most frequently asked questions:</div>
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<li><b>How are you feeling?</b> - Pretty good, although overall I've definitely been finding this pregnancy a bit rougher than my first. I think I can mostly chalk that up to the fact that on top of dealing with the usual pregnancy fatigue / aches and pains, this time I can't just lie down when I feel like it and instead have to chase a very active 2.5 year old around. Hence the reason why I've started to write this blog post about a million times and never finished it. Sleep is just so much more enticing. </li>
<li><b>When are you due?</b> - Official due date is December 21, but apparently because I'm really really old (and an IVF patient with a previous C-section under my belt) they won't let me go past 39 weeks this time. If I don't go into labour on my own, I'm scheduled for a C-section on December 13th. I'm OK with this, and if I'm being completely honest I think I'd prefer it that way. I got enough of a taste of (induced) labour last time to feel like I'm not really missing out on anything, and I've already got the C-section scar going for me so I kind of feel like we should keep the rest of the downtown core in its original condition if at all possible.</li>
<li><b>Finding out the sex?</b> - Done and done. It's another boy! I was a bit surprised to actually find myself hoping for a second boy, but watching how physical Q is with his male playmates I really started to think that he needed a little brother. It's totally stereotypical and maybe this second kiddo won't be anything like him, but it also makes life generally easier in terms of passing on clothes, toys, etc. So yeah, no little girl in our future, but I have my niece for that and I'm OK with it.</li>
<li><b>Does Q understand what's going on? - </b>Yes and no. He understands there's a baby in mommy's belly (he even outed me to his daycare before I told them) and knows it's going to be a baby brother. Whether he appreciates that in a few short months there'll be another baby in the house that he can't get rid of is another story. He is super cute and affectionate with his 9-month old baby cousin, however, so I'm really hoping that continues for the new baby. </li>
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And there you have it. My long overdue update! Thanks to everyone who's reached out and wondered what's been going on with me. I can't promise I'm going to start blogging with any more regularity (as a matter of fact, I can pretty much assure you I won't) but I will definitely update once little man #2 makes his appearance. </div>
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Tomorrow, our little man will be two!</div>
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How are we celebrating, you ask?</div>
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Err...well...we're world class parents. We left him with his grandparents and flew to Prague to try to make him a sibling.</div>
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This morning we did a frozen embryo transfer of one hatching 5AB blastocyst. So yeah, I'm PUPO again! The timing sucks, but after the delay caused by my never-ending miscarriage this summer, this was just how things worked out. Everything went smoothly. The only tiny hiccup was that our embryos had been frozen in pairs, and the Czech clinic seemed really against refreezing the one we didn't want to transfer. But I honestly don't know how I would manage twins with Q around, so we initially agreed to discard the unused embryo. Then we had second thoughts because it's a 4AA and who in their right mind discards a 4AA?? So we went back and told them we changed our minds and wanted the leftover one revitrified, even though it basically doubled our cost. Everything online tells me that the chances are still good on a second thaw, despite the Czech clinic insisting it stresses the embryo too much, so there you go. </div>
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In the meantime, updates from Grandma indicate that Q is holding up well. Which is nice, because the howl he let out when we said bye bye nearly made me want to turn around and cancel everything. Missing his birthday makes me feel exceptionally shitty, but I know he won't remember and it means nothing to him right now. We'll have a party when we're back and all will be right with the world.</div>
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So, what can I say about our little guy so that you can understand just how truly awesome he is? Stats don't do it justice, and I don't have any anyway. Unless you count his words, which I stopped tracking after he passed 200. The "language explosion" DEFINITELY happened in our house between 18 and 24 months, and he pretty much surprises us on the daily with a new word we had no idea he knew. All those worries about his speech development were quite obviously unfounded.</div>
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Personality wise, he is fun-loving and exceptionally easy going. His daycare providers have also noticed his ease with transitions, and at home this means that most (though certainly not all) tantrums can be nipped in the bud with a distraction like a squirrel outside or a tractor video on YouTube. </div>
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TRACTORS. I know more about fucking tractors than I ever wanted. A few months ago our neighbours were redoing their front steps and had a small Kubota rented to lift the stone. Q fell in love with the damn thing, so one day to quell a rising storm I Googled "tractor videos for kids" and our world hasn't been the same since. Now he'll bring us the iPad asking for "tactor" when he wants to watch, which we try not to do too often. But yeah, the no screen time under two rule doesn't work in our house. If I had a kid who would sit and play with a toy for 15 minutes while I make dinner, sure, but instead I have one who jumps on the couch so rather than letting him kill himself I pick the lesser of two evils which is YouTube tractors and a bowl of goldfish crackers.</div>
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Other loves include basketball ("backieball") and garbage cans. Yes, I have a delightfully weird kid. He has his own made-up word for garbage ("argo") and when we take the dog for walks he chatters non-stop about "argo cans". "Argo cans!" he shouts and points from his stroller. "Anonna (another) Argo cans! Boo (blue) argo cans! Geen (green) argo cans!" The other day when we got home from daycare he literally ran up the driveway and HUGGED our garbage bin. He loves finding random trash in the park and putting it in the garbage can. He'll have a brilliant future in sanitation management, I'm sure. </div>
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What else? He's a pretty good eater and still loves all fruit, although he also now loves typical kid stuff like pizza and "i keem" (ice cream). He's also still a ball of energy, and I'm confident now that he's outside the norm there given that every single caregiver at his daycare has at come point commented on how busy he is compared to the other kids. Here's hoping this isn't an early indicator of ADHD or something! But he has learned to slow down a little, and will sit and cuddle with us and read books. His hugs are the best thing ever, although he's also working on saying "I love you" (I you you, Mommy) so that's pretty damn awesome too.</div>
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I could keep writing about all the cute little things he does and how I've started using little Q-isms in my own conversations with M, but I'm realizing that none of it will ever do him justice so you're just gonna have to take my word for the fact that he is the best kid ever. And that's completely unbiased and objective, of course.</div>
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Anyway, happy birthday Q! Hopefully when you're older we'll be able to tell you how we went to get you a baby brother or sister for your second birthday. We love you!!</div>
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You know what sucks about not blogging for a really long time? You end up with this gigantic list of things you have to blog about, which makes the concept of actually sitting down to write said blog post way more intimidating than it would have been if you'd just been blogging in bits and pieces all along.</div>
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<li>Q turned 18 months at the beginning of October. I've been pretty excited about the 18 month milestone because everything I read told me that it would be around this age that we could finally expect a "language explosion" and he'd <i>finally</i> get more verbal. Boy howdy, has he! It's incredible! It seems like every day he's got a new word and although it's sometimes frustrating to know that he's trying to tell me something I can't understand, more often than not it's incredibly gratifying to KNOW what he wants and be able to give it to him! </li>
<li>More on language: For a long time both M and I were "Dada", but in the last month or so he's started using "Mama" on the regular and it's pretty damn awesome. He can do a whole zoo's worth of animal sounds (although he doesn't actually know the words for a lot of them yet), on top of the basics like hi, bye bye, car, down, apple, go, hot, more, no, and all done. Some words I don't even know he knows until he pulls them out of nowhere, like the day he pooped and then turned around and pointed at his own butt and declared "dih-tee"! Or the day he pointed at my amethyst necklace and matter-of-factly stated "puh-ple". He also has his own made-up word for water ("ati") which I'm glad I figured out since one of his newest obsessions is asking for water in an open cup.</li>
<li>Speaking of obsessions, Q is definitely fitting all the boy stereotypes. He absolutely loves all things that go, including cars, trains ("coo coo!") and airplanes. He has a pile of toy cars and the first thing he does in the morning after has something to eat is go grab a few and drive them around the coffee table. Animals are also a big hit. We took him to a petting zoo a couple of weekends ago and he took off at a dead run towards the miniature horses, alternately screaming at them with excitement and repeating "Hi! Hi! Hi!" at them. </li>
<li>Q is still a VERY busy kid. As in, that's the single most common adjective that absolutely <i>everyone</i> uses when describing him. If we have a weekend where it rains the whole time and we can't get in at least a little bit of outdoor time, I know it's going to be a long weekend because he just gets bored inside despite all the different activities I try to engage him in. He loves the playground, and is very adept at climbing up the stairs and going down slides. He's even (cue minor heart attack) started trying to climb up some of the other features like ladders and rock walls, although obviously we're always close behind spotting him.</li>
<li>As much as he loves moving, he's also started to really enjoy books again. He'll go pick one out and then kind of back into you so that he can sit on your lap and you can read to him. Lately he's started cracking up when we read "Goodnight Gorilla" and get to the page where the zookeeper's wife turns on the light to find the gorilla in her bed. I can't tell if he really understands that it's funny or if he's just reacting to how we read it, but it's hilarious.</li>
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All in all, I'm absolutely loving this age and how much fun we have together. I know the terrible twos are soon to be upon us, but right now he still doesn't really get too upset if we stop him from doing something or tell him no as long as we can distract him with something fun, so I don't know how I'm going to handle it when tantrums start to become a factor. He's just a good natured kid who loves being around people and brings a genuine smile to peoples' faces when they meet him. I love that about him!</div>
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A quick update on my personal uterine situation: after my miscarriage in July, I basically bled for two solid months. Some days it was barely spotting, and others it was heavier. I kept hoping with each day that I was passing all the retained products, but with each weekly check they kept telling me I had HCG in my system and they could see a small area where it looked like I hadn't cleared everything out. Unfortunately by that point the remnants were so small the doctors didn't recommend a D&C anymore, saying it was likely they'd miss it anyway. They finally told me to just wait until I finally had a period, which was good because I was getting really fucking sick of taking time off work to go to the clinic every week for follow-ups. Finally in September I had a GIGANTOR period (I seriously leaked through my grey pants at work, despite wearing a tampon AND heavy pad. Horrors!) and after that went back for a final follow-up where they at long last told me everything was gone. I haven't had a period since, and it's been about 6 weeks but I'm pretty sure I ovulated about 2 weeks ago so it should be any day now. We won't even think about going back to Prague for an FET until I've regulated a bit more so right now that doesn't seem like it will happen until the spring.</div>
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Finally, since you may be wondering why there are no pics to accompany this update, I've decided that the time has come to stop posting Q's photo on the blog for his own privacy. I do update Facebook once in a while, so if you're not already friends with me on there then please send me an email and we can set that up. </div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-88931202610249274822016-08-10T16:53:00.000-04:002016-08-10T16:53:21.797-04:00Just a horse<div style="text-align: left;">
A couple of months ago M and I started talking about having a second child. We'd always hoped for two kids, and with four good quality frozen embryos waiting for us in the Czech Republic the decision to go back is a no-brainer. Even so, talking about it and actually doing something to get the ball rolling are two totally different things. Knowing all of the problems and hurdles I encountered the last time around (my RE promising to help and then backing out, finding a particular type of BCP that no one in Canada uses on short notice, trying to find someone to do a Day 10 lining check and give me the results same day as opposed to sending them to my GP a week later)...the thought of dealing with all of that again was just exhausting and discouraging. So although we talked about it, that was about all we did. I just wasn't ready to face the logistics of organizing a foreign FET just yet.</div>
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In the meantime, though, I suggested to M that maybe we could try naturally. Ever since my period came back post-baby, I'd noticed that it had been a lot more normal and regular. Gone were the 25 day cycles and week of pre-period spotting that I'd had before Q. Now I was having what I'd call normal 28 day cycles, and although I wasn't deluding myself into thinking I was a normal fertile person, I'd seen one too many "unicorn" bloggers with spontaneous accidental post-infertility BFPs to discount the idea entirely. You know, the mythical ones that get spontaneously pregnant after years of failure or after having a successful IVF pregnancy. Maybe I could be a unicorn too! So we started trying, the old fashioned way.</div>
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And it worked. But only briefly. This story doesn't have a happy ending, for those who would otherwise stop reading now.</div>
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In early June, my period was four days late when I finally decided that it wouldn't be totally crazy to take a test. I peed on a stick, and wasn't completely shocked when it came back positive. And while we were both happy, any excitement we had was tempered with an awful lot of realism. After all, I'm 40 years old. Even if I didn't have demonstrably crappy eggs, my risk of miscarriage would be upwards of 30%. With my infertility history? It had to be higher. Not to mention the risk of chromosomal abnormalities or other pregnancy complications. </div>
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On top of the worry, another feeling that didn't completely surprise me was a healthy dose of guilt. I'd always told people who knew about Q's donor egg origins that I had no intention of trying for another baby with anything other than our frozen embryos. Since Q's donor is anonymous, something that I think about a lot is how he's going to feel about not being able to find out much information about his genetic maternal side. Will it bother him, or will he not care? If it does become something that's an issue for him, I always thought it would be better for him to have a sibling who is just like him to share those feelings with. But now, I was potentially bringing a new baby into our family who would be genetically mine. Would he resent this in the future? Would he feel different? Would he feel somehow like he was "less than", or that he hadn't been enough for us? Those questions pricked uncomfortably at the back of my mind at night when I was lying in bed.</div>
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In the meantime, we didn't let ourselves get too excited about things. We didn't tell anyone, and we talked about it only rarely. No plans, no names, just a vague reference to a February due date and the occasional "how are we gonna manage with two?" when Q was being particularly rambunctious. </div>
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Because of my infertility history, my GP agreed to send me for an "early" ultrasound at 8 weeks. I'd been starting to feel pretty nauseous, so I was actually fairly optimistic going into it. But when the technician didn't offer to show me the heartbeat, I figured something was off. My GP called later to confirm: there was no heartbeat. Everything was measuring on track, though, so it must have stopped not long before. Which was somehow even sadder.</div>
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I decided to take misoprostol to move things along, since we were heading to our annual beach vacation in Maine in a week's time and I really didn't want to be miscarrying while I was down there. It wasn't fun, but it seemed to work as advertised. I had plenty of nasty cramps, passed a ton of huge clots and then the worst of it was over. </div>
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Mentally, I felt surprisingly ok. I guess it's hard to wallow when you have a 16-month old demanding your time and attention, and obviously having Q already in our lives has helped to soften the blow. If we don't ever manage to have another baby, we have him and that's more than we ever thought we'd have in the first place. Plus the guilt I felt over him being the only donor baby was gone, too. If we do manage to get pregnant again, it will be with the frozen embryos from our egg donor. He won't be different. </div>
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Unfortunately, though, when exactly a new transfer can happen is up in the air. I haven't informed my Czech clinic about any of this yet, because it's still not over. I found out at a follow up appointment today that my beta is still 952 and there is tissue left in my uterus that is being fed by blood vessels. I was offered a D&C, but M's parents are still in Maine so we have no babysitter which means I can't have a surgery under anesthetic since M can't be there to take me home. They gave me misoprostol again, but warned me that the likelihood of it working the second time around is pretty low if it failed the first time. I can wait a bit longer but if nothing happens in the next two weeks, I should have surgery to avoid any risk of infection and preserve my ability to carry another baby.</div>
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<br />Strangely, after everything that's happened over the past month, hearing that the misoprostol hadn't worked and that I might need a D&C was the straw that broke the camel's back. I cried for the first time since this all happened. And I cried a lot. I'm not sure how much of it is for the baby we lost, and how much of it is for the baby we want that is now put on hold. We had originally hoped to do a FET in Prague in the fall, but that's obviously not going to happen now. So unless we want to go in the middle of winter, we're probably looking at spring at the earliest. I feel completely and utterly stupid for even thinking that we should try naturally. That I could be one of those unicorn bloggers. We won't be trying again. It's not worth it. If we hadn't, we wouldn't be in this position and I'd be planning a trip to Europe right now.</div>
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<br />Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-82066275195565128332016-04-25T21:46:00.000-04:002016-04-25T21:46:16.576-04:00One year old<div style="text-align: left;">
So yeah, I'm almost a full month late with Q's one year update. For excuses, choose any of the following: a) both he and I have been sick pretty much non-stop since he started daycare, b) I've been back to work for three weeks and am finding the transition to being a working mom super hectic, c) due to a) and b) I've been in bed by 9 o'clock most nights and blogging has definitely not been a priority. Whatever. Now, on to the good stuff!<br />
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<b>Stats</b>: At his one year checkup he was 20.5 pounds and 30 inches. He's grown quite a bit height-wise, but has gained only about a pound or so since his last checkup. The pediatrician didn't say a word about it, and I'm chalking it up to the fact that he learned to walk at 10.5 months and has literally not stopped moving since. I gotta get a Fitbit for this kid. I figure he logs more steps than I do most days!</div>
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<b>Eating</b>: Right now I'm still breastfeeding first thing in the morning and last thing before bed. I never had any firm plans about when I would stop, although I'm definitely not in the <i>extended</i> breastfeeding camp. I'm surprised I'm still doing it at all, actually, but I've learned that when you have a kid that wakes at 5:30am and your alarm doesn't go off until 6, it's kind of handy to be able to bring him to bed and stuff a boob in his mouth for a little while before starting the day. As for bedtime, nursing is part of our nightly routine but I'm sure I could cut it out any time. I was out one day last week and M managed just fine without ta-tas, so this will probably be the next feeding to go. Although I do like my cuddles at the end of the day, since it's one of the only times Q is happy to lie still in my arms and be snuggled.<br /><br />Regular food wise, we're still doing well. He's taken to cow's milk really easily and will drink either that or water with meals or snacks no problem. Q isn't generally picky, although I've discovered that he can be unpredictable about when he'll eat something. For instance, pasta with chicken can be amazing one night, but if we have leftovers of the same thing a night or two later it ends up being thrown on the floor to the dog. He feeds himself pretty much everything now except for stuff that has to be eaten with a spoon (i.e. yogurt), in which case two spoons are a necessity because he's constantly grabbing for the one you're trying to feed him with. He also really <i>really</i> wants to eat whatever it is the adults are eating, or he throws a mini-tantrum. M's mom was passing around appetizers one evening before dinner at their place and Q seemed interested. I tried to break him off a piece of my cracker but NO SIREE he was not having it. We couldn't figure out why he was losing his mind until M's brother helpfully suggested that maybe he wanted to take his own cracker off the plate. Which turned out to be <i>exactly </i>what he wanted to do. This kid definitely has a determined streak, that's for sure!</div>
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<b>Sleeping</b>: Sleep is actually a ton better now that Q is in daycare. They ended up transitioning him to one midday nap, which means I don't have to deal with fighting to put him down anymore since on weekends he's zonked enough by noon to go down without a fight. Although as I've learned from many parents, he still sleeps better/longer for them that he's ever done for me. This past Friday he took a <i>three hour nap</i> at daycare. I can literally count on one hand the number of times he's done that for me. Actually, no hands. Because it's zero. Regardless, he comes home happy and rested and then goes to bed happily at 7pm and sleeps through. If he wakes and fusses we know there's something wrong (i.e. teething, getting sick) because he does it so rarely. I'd still love to sleep past 5:30am sometime in the next year or so, but hey let's not be greedy.<br />
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<b>Clothes</b>: He's still in mostly 6-12 month stuff at this point, although anything that has a crotch snap is starting to look a little tight. He's probably going to be in mostly separates from this point out, since he's way bigger on top than on bottom. He can wear 12-18 month tops but his little skinny waist and short legs mean that he's still wearing some 9 month bottoms. So much for all those cute matching outfits people gave us!</div>
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<b>Likes</b>: Bathtime, every possible kind of fruit, playing with all kinds of things that aren't toys (remotes, phones, keys, the entire contents of the kitchen drawers and cupboards), climbing stairs, general mayhem</div>
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<b>Dislikes</b>: Sitting still, being stopped from doing something that will inevitably result in injury (like standing on the seat of his push toy)</div>
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<b>Milestones</b>: Q has been on the move pretty much non-stop since he started walking. Before I went back to work, I felt like 87% of my day was spent trying to stop him from accidentally killing himself, and the other 13% went to essentials like feeding and changing him. He's an incredibly physical kid, and people regularly express surprise at how well he's charging around for his age. On the flip side, I feel like his communication skills are lagging a little. He still doesn't have any words (not even mama or dada), and trying to engage him in activities like reading or singing songs is pretty much an exercise in futility, as he'd much rather be emptying the spice rack or pushing the dining room chairs all over the house. For a short while I scared myself thinking that he was showing signs of autism (since he regularly does things like ignore me when I call to him and he prefers playing with household items over soft toys or stuffed animals), but thankfully <a href="https://binkymoongee.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Isabelle</a> talked some sense into me. He's definitely communicating in other ways, such as lifting his arms to he picked up and waving bye-bye, and he understands a ton. For instance, one day he took off his own sock and when I told him to put it back on, he just kind of draped it over the top of his foot and looked at me like, "What? This is the best I can do." He also loves to roar when you ask him what sound a dinosaur makes, which is so cute I can't even stand it. His pediatrician would like to hear him babbling more, but honestly we talk to him all the time so I don't know that there's much more we can do at this point. I'm keeping an eye on things, but he's so social and interactive I keep telling myself I have no reason to worry. He warms up to people pretty quickly and loves being out and about where he can give big grins to everyone (just ask <a href="http://ourmagicmoment.blogspot.ca/" target="_blank">Gypsy Mama</a>, who got a few snuggles when we met up for lunch a couple of weeks ago).</div>
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<b>Illnesses</b>: After having made it all the way to 11 months with Q never having a fever, he made up for it by catching every bug known to man after he started daycare. He's been sent home from there at least three times in the past 6 weeks (including on my very first day of work) with fevers, and we've made two emergency room visits for inconsolable crying which of course always seems to happen on the weekend. The worst part is that Q actually ended up missing his own birthday party because he was getting sick again. It wasn't going to be a huge affair, but my parents were coming for a visit so we were having some family and a couple of close friends over for an early dinner and cake. A friend of mine who has done some cake decorating classes offered to make him a smash cake, and I made a big crockpot of chili and had games planned for the three other kids who were going to be there. </div>
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Instead, M and I ended up taking turns trying to soothe Q (who had refused to nap that afternoon and went into full meltdown mode by the time people started arriving) and my mom and MIL basically made sure everyone got fed and were entertained for an hour before they went home. It was an unmitigated disaster! We ended up in the ER later that night with a feverish baby, while the beautiful unsmashed cake went into the freezer and the gifts went unopened. The following weekend we had just the grandparents over for round two, so Q finally got to smash his cake and open his gifts. It sucked at the time but I guess it'll make a good story to tell at some point down the road!</div>
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<b>Looking forward to</b>: Finding our new normal. It's been challenging trying to balance everything now that I've returned to work. The two hours between 5 and 7pm are filled with so much stuff (commuting, day care pickup, dog walking, dinner prep, cleanup, playtime, bathtime, bed) that we're still figuring out how to manage it all. The crockpot (which I used a lot before anyway) is becoming even more of a staple, and certain favorite meals are going to have to be put to the side or saved for weekends only because anything that takes longer than a half hour to put together just isn't going to happen on a weeknight anymore. I honestly don't know how single moms or people with more than one kid manage to do it all!</div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-89891174710516428092016-03-22T12:18:00.000-04:002016-03-22T12:18:54.698-04:00Transition<div style="text-align: left;">
It seems insane to me to think that <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/03/the-home-stretch.html" target="_blank">this time last year</a>, I had just started my maternity leave. I was ginormous, uncomfortable, excited and impatient. I left work shortly before Q's due date so I could get a few things done around the house in the event he decided to show up early. Unbeknownst to me, he was on the extended stay plan. Once I packed the freezer full of pre-made meals and finished cleaning everything that stood still, I spent the next two weeks alternating my time between sitting on my butt and <strike>walking</strike> <strike>trudging</strike> waddling around my neighbourhood, hoping to shake him loose. We all know how <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/04/my-douchebag-cervix-birth-story.html" target="_blank">that ended</a>.</div>
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In preparation for my return to work, we've started transitioning Q into daycare. We were very lucky to find a center near us that came highly recommended by M's cousin, who sent both her boys there. Child care is at a premium in Toronto, so much so that more than a few women I work with have been forced to take a couple of extra months of unpaid leave to bridge the gap between the end of their paid leave and the date they could get their kids into daycare. On the first day, to familiarize him with the environment, we spent an hour there together as if it was a sort of play group. The next day I left him alone for an hour. The next day he stayed until just after lunch. By the end of the week he spent the better part of a whole day there.</div>
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So far he seems to be doing really well. Every day his caregivers tell me how good he's been, how great he ate and napped (!?!), and how happy he is. Drop-offs are a little rough, but what's surprised me the most has been my own reaction to this whole thing. We started transitioning him a little bit before my leave ended both so that he'd have plenty of time to adjust, and also so that I could get a bunch of things done (spring cleaning, closet overhaul, etc) before going back to work. I thought I'd feel a huge sense of freedom, but instead I've felt more than a little lost. The first day I left him for an hour, I went grocery shopping without him for the first time in a year. When he was smaller he would just sleep in his stroller, but ever since he was old enough to sit strapped into the cart, our weekly grocery trip has been a fun excursion. I'd talk to him and tell him about everything that we were buying. He'd chew on my grocery list or keys or anything else besides the three toys I'd brought for him. He'd grin at strangers and charm the pants off of anyone who took the time to greet him. Without him riding along, I felt lonely. There was a tiny ache in my chest. I missed my shopping buddy. And while I've gotten a few things done around the house this past week, I haven't been nearly as productive as I thought I'd be. I've spent more than a little bit of time thumbing through my phone, looking at his pictures and giggling at his videos. Or I've just stared off into space, enjoying a little bit of peace and quiet while simultaneously counting down the minutes until I go pick him up.</div>
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I guess maybe this transition period is just as necessary for me as it is for him.</div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-48801609787151710272016-02-18T20:10:00.000-05:002016-02-18T20:10:04.070-05:00Rough patch<div style="text-align: left;">
I know I'm overdue for a post. I keep thinking about it, telling myself I'm going to write something, but the honest truth is, I didn't think anyone would really appreciate reading what I have to say. Because I'm not in a very good place lately.</div>
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I knew that getting a baby to sleep (and getting some sleep yourself) was one of the biggest challenges for new parents. Hell, sometimes it felt like that's all anyone ever said to me when I was pregnant. "Sleep now, because you won't anymore when the baby comes! Har har har!!" So when Q was born and slept so well right off the bat that we needed to use an alarm to wake him for feedings, I counted myself lucky and was very hesitant to even mention it to other new moms for fear of seeming smug. I knew it wasn't anything I'd done or hadn't done. It was just how he was.</div>
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Fast forward ten months, we've now been pummelled with various sleep regressions, teething, illnesses, developmental milestones, and travel. You'd think I'd have baby sleep somewhat figured out by now. And yet, you couldn't be more fucking wrong.</div>
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Things haven't been good on the sleep front since December. I mean, Q's <i>never</i> been a very good napper, but at least nighttimes were going OK. Until they weren't. It started with very early wakeups (as early as 4 or 4:30am) and a complete refusal to go back to sleep. Then naps started to spiral out of control, with Q fighting them tooth and nail and sometimes only going down for as little as 30 minutes twice a day. Naps finally started to lengthen again due to some concerted nap training effort on my part...and then nights fell apart. He would wake at random intervals in the middle of the night and require an hour or two of rocking and singing to go back to sleep. Some nighttime sleep training seems to have fixed that (for now)...but we're right back to early waking and nap hell. As soon as I work on fixing one thing, something else goes sideways. I feel like one of those cartoons where the character is in a boat or a submarine and it springs a leak, so he puts his hand over it. Then another leak springs up, then another, so he uses his other hand, then a foot, then another foot and before you know it he's tied up in knots, he's out of appendages and the boat is sinking fast.</div>
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At this point, I feel like I've read every single thing on the internet about baby sleep, and napping in particular. I feel like I've tried it all. Blackout blinds, check. White noise, check. No pacifier or blanket or lovey, since he's totally uninterested in any of them. I've rocked him, I've shush-patted him, I've tried co-sleeping. I've done Ferber's controlled crying and full-on extinction cry-it-out. I've tried more awake time. I've tried less awake time. And finally, last week I threw in the towel and called a sleep consultant. She was quite lovely and suggested that our free initial 15 minute phone consultation might in fact be all I needed to get Q back on track, as she thought his problems were caused by overtiredness and that I simply needed to tweak his wake times to make them much more drastically shorter than I'd ever tried. So then I did that. And it worked, blissfully, for three short days. Then out of nowhere (and with me having done absolutely <i>nothing</i> differently, and following the consultant's plan <i>exactly</i>), he just flat out started refusing his afternoon nap entirely. As in, not having it at all.</div>
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Today, for instance, was particularly heinous. Q woke at 5am and
resisted all efforts to be put back to sleep. He took a 30 minute
catnap from 9 to 9:30am, cried for an hour through my first attempt at
an early afternoon nap around 12:30pm, and then happily babbled his way
through an hour long stroller walk at 3pm instead of being lulled to
sleep like I hoped. That's 30 minutes of nap sleep, <u>total</u>, all day. Not enough in anyone's book, no matter what sleep expert du jour you ask. Even if he was trying to drop to one nap, which every resource tells me it's way too early for, that nap certainly isn't meant to be a 30 minute one.</div>
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Admittedly, I'm not sleep deprived the way I would be with a newborn
who's waking every 2 or 3 hours all night. I can go to bed early and
stave off the worst of the effects of being up at 4 or 5am every day. My frustration level is through the roof, though, and I'm afraid that it's
turning me into a terrible mother. On particularly bad nap days like today, I basically never get a break. I have no backup, since all of my family lives out of province
and even my in-laws are a 2 hour drive away. I have no one who can come
over and give me a few minutes to take a shower or get dinner started or
(heaven forbid) relax, or any of the other million things that normal moms must do
while their baby is napping. I don't ever have a chance to recharge and as a result I end up burning out fast, which means that instead of doing important stuff like playing or reading or singing to Q I'm sitting on the floor zoning out and basically doing the bare minimum to keep him from killing himself by sticking his finger in a socket or accidentally throwing himself off the stairs. I get frustrated with stupid little things that shouldn't (and don't normally) really bother me, like Q ripping off his own bib at dinner and getting food all over himself. On a good sleep day, it's cute and Facebook-status-update worthy. On the fifth day of him letting him CIO for an hour for an afternoon nap that never happened (thanks for nothing, sleep consultant), it's yell-at-your-baby-then-feel-like-a-piece-of-human-excrement-for-doing-so worthy.</div>
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But the frustration isn't even the worst part. The worst is how it makes me question myself, and my own abilities as a mother. I mean, if I can't get my baby to sleep, how is he supposed to grow and thrive? How is he supposed to develop properly? If I can't even do this basic thing, certainly I don't even deserve to be a mom. Maybe infertility was the universe's way of attempting to stop me from doing this thing I was never meant to do. And instead I went and circumvented nature and now I have this baby I wasn't supposed to have and I'm just going to end up fucking him up despite how much I love him and want nothing but good for him.</div>
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And then there's the times I'm so tired and frustrated that I don't want to be around him at all. Which is scary and guilt-inducing in a whole different way. Because there are people who would give ANYTHING to be in my position, pregnant after one try with donor eggs, now with a healthy thriving beautiful baby boy. And then I feel <i>worse</i> than a piece of human excrement. </div>
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So that's where I'm at. I kept waiting to climb out of the other side of this pit of sleep suck, and write a hilarious and insightful post on sleep training and nap training and how we all survived it. But at this point I'm starting to think this is going to be as good as it gets, at least for a while. </div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-35693848605675083262016-01-05T20:55:00.000-05:002016-01-05T20:55:52.249-05:00Nine months<div style="text-align: left;">
Q is nine months old today! As promised last time, here's an update on where we are.</div>
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<b>Stats</b>: He hasn't had an official weigh-in since his last doctor's appointment a few months ago, but my unscientific method (hop on scale, hop off, hop back on with baby) suggests he's 20 or 21 pounds now. I've tried measuring his height myself and I keep getting 27 inches, but that's what he was at his last checkup so I figure I must be off at least a little bit. Granted, I usually try to do it while he's standing at his activity table and he immediately turns to grab the measuring tape, so he's not making it easy on me. His 9-month checkup is next week so we'll find out the official stats then.<br />
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<b>Nicknames</b>:
There's still nothing <i>really </i>specific besides honey, sweetie or baby, although an extended head cold meant that I was calling him "Booger" or "Booger Nose" for a few weeks there. "Little man" seems to have emerged as well, but I'm really all over the map. We also both call him "buddy" a lot, which is super confusing for the dog.</div>
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<b>Sleeping</b>: Oh sleep. If I had only known how much I would think/talk/read about sleep once I had a baby! It's such a moving target. For a long time Q was going to bed at night and putting himself to sleep without a fuss. Then, in October/November I went to visit my family for 3 weeks while M was on an extended business trip. When we got home, Q was a bit fussy around M so we decided that M would do the bedtime routine for a little while so they could bond again. Somehow, this resulted in Q needing to be rocked to sleep all over again, so we're currently in the process of some sleep training to get him back on track. We had some success around 4 or 5 months with controlled crying and timed checks, so that's what we're back to. As for naps, somewhere around 7 months Q <i>finally</i> started taking naps that were longer than 30 minutes. This seems to have coincided with him dropping his third nap, which kind of happened organically since he was sleeping longer in the afternoon and stopped needing it. The one thing we've never been able to achieve, though, is putting him down awake for his naps. I mean I can, but he'll cry for a good half hour before he finally goes to sleep. I've had a lot more success rocking him to sleep for these, and we had an awesome little routine going for a while there with him taking 1 to 1.5 hour naps at 9am and 2pm. The past few weeks have been weird in general, though. Over Christmas he started waking every 2 hours and getting up for the day at 5am no matter what we did. This week night sleep has gone back to semi-normal, but now he's fighting his morning nap like crazy, and this nap used to be the easy one! He's been going through a huge developmental burst lately though (see the Milestones section below), so I have a feeling he's going through a bit of a 9 month sleep regression and I'm crossing my fingers that we can work our way through it quickly.</div>
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<b>Likes</b>: Food (especially Baby Mum Mums, mom's spaghetti, and ALL THE BLUEBERRIES), bathtime, playing peek-a-boo, being turned upside down or tossed in the air, Skyping with my mom/sister/niece, chasing after Buddy, and putting iPhones in his mouth.</div>
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<b>Dislikes</b>: Being in the car when he's not sleeping, having his nose or face wiped, sitting still, not being allowed to put iPhones in his mouth.</div>
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<b>Milestones</b>: Q started crawling on Halloween night, just a few days shy of his 7-month birthday. Within days he had pulled himself to stand for the first time. Then he kind of plateaued for a little bit, although in the past week or so it seems like he's had another big developmental boost. He got a push toy from my mom for Christmas, and within moments of standing behind it he was walking it across the floor with the hugest smile on his face. The next day he started letting go of it and standing unassisted for increasing periods of time. He hasn't ventured to take any steps yet, but I have a feeling we're going to have a toddler on our hands before too long. Terrifyingly, in the past week he also climbed up stairs for the first time (with a spotter, of course). He's pretty fearless about trying physical stuff, which is probably going to give me a lot of new gray hairs in the coming months. Other recent new skills include clapping and what we think is some rudimentary waving.<br />
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At my last update I was worried about his communication skills since he still hadn't babbled with consonants at 6 months. Of course, he started doing it probably a week afterwards and now he's regularly yakking away with all kinds of gibberish. He also seems to understand his own name (he'll usually turn when it's called) and some simple commands like "no" or "give me a kiss" (which is gross and slobbery and pretty much the awesomest thing ever). He hasn't really seemed to have any stranger anxiety at all and still loves smiling at everyone he sees when we go to the supermarket or the mall. He's a real little extrovert! No idea how his two introvert parents are going to handle that one down the line.</div>
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<b>Illnesses</b>: The end of November/start of December was one big haze of snot and coughing. We all either had one really long cold or a whole bunch of colds one after the other. Q hates the snot sucker, but thankfully the humidifier seems to have worked wonders or else no one would have gotten any sleep for a while!</div>
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<b>Looking forward to</b>: In anticipation of being cooped up in the house this winter, I've registered Q for a couple of activities starting next week including a music class and swimming. I hope he likes them! Otherwise, I've just been having a ton of fun watching his personality emerge more and more over the past couple of weeks. He's started playing more interactive games, so now rather than simply sitting on the floor with him and watching him whack stuff together or put it in his mouth I can show him how to actually <i>play </i>with his toys and make them do the things they're supposed to do. It's so cool and makes me even more excited to see what he's got up his sleeve next.</div>
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Well, 2015, it's been a helluva ride.</div>
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I don't just mean that because it's the year we finally got to tell infertility to piss off as we welcomed our baby boy to our family. Although of course that's a huge part of it, but it's really just the start. Looking back on the past 9 months with Q, it sometimes blows my mind just how much change we've gone through on what seems to be an almost daily basis. How can time seem to pass so slowly at times (I'm looking at you, 3am with a crying baby) and yet whiz by at others? </div>
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When I have a quiet moment, I often catch myself reminiscing about certain stages or phases that Q has gone through in the past 9 months, or things we used to do with him that we don't anymore. For instance, when he was first born he was such a sound sleeper that we used to keep his bassinet in the living room for the entire day, laying him down to nap in it while M and I (and often my mom or MIL) puttered about, watched TV, made dinner or did chores. In the evening I'd feed him and then he'd fall asleep on M's chest as we sat on the sofa watching TV. I'd doze off too, and M would eventually wake me and together we'd carry both Q and his bassinet upstairs to our bedroom for the rest of the night. Over time, we started putting Q in the bassinet in our room at his bedtime, and we'd come up to bed later. Then we started putting him in his crib in his own room, although when we went to bed we'd fetch him and transfer him to the bassinet just because we still wanted him close overnight. Now, he's in his crib all night. The bassinet still sits in our room, empty save for some baby blankets that Q no longer uses. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even fit in it anymore, and yet I can't quite bring myself to put it downstairs even though it would free up a ton of space. It's as if moving it will somehow erase the memory of those early days.</div>
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Some changes have been momentous, like on Halloween night when all of a sudden we had a crawler. Days later, he was pulling to stand. Others have been more gradual, like Q (gloriously, blessedly, finally) stretching out his numerous 30-minute catnaps into two (mostly) solid daytime snoozes. With each change, the old way of doing things disappears, our routine shifts, and we establish a new normal. Then it all changes again. Change IS the new normal.</div>
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I really owe you guys a proper update on Q and his development, and I really have no excuse other than now that I finally get an hour or two to myself in the middle of the day it's really damn nice to get to have a nap or read a book or just in general not feel like I'm rushing to get everything done. I'll do a full-on 9 month update in January, I promise, if for no other reason than because I really want to document stuff for myself as well. </div>
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In the meantime, I just want to wish everyone a (belated) Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Wherever you are in your journey, I wish you joy and happiness for 2016. And if that seems impossible, at the very least a smidgen of peace and the fervent hope that next year everything will change for you too.</div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-28954232365407111812015-12-14T10:07:00.000-05:002015-12-14T10:07:51.653-05:00The bitch is back<div style="text-align: left;">
I got my period back.</div>
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Seriously?? I read so many blogs from women parenting after infertility, and most of you guys are still going period-free up to a year after having your babies. Some of you are wondering when it's coming back so that you can start trying for number two. And here all I wanted was for it to stay away until I stop breastfeeding, which is probably going to be around the one year point when I head back to work. </div>
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In hindsight, the signs were obvious. I briefly had some EWCM, followed by copious amounts of thick creamy CM that should have alerted me that something was up. But my body had faked me out a few months earlier with similar signs, and nothing actually happened. This time around though, it was the real deal. Q has been stuffing his gob with solids lately and has been increasingly disinterested in breastfeeding despite my best efforts, so I suppose it was to be expected.</div>
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It wasn't much of a period, mind you. Some sludgy brown spotting followed by a day of super light flow, none of it requiring much more than some light tampons and panty liners. And who knows, I might not get it again for a few months. But it was enough to trigger some weird feelings that threw me for a bit of a loop.</div>
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At first I had the inevitable thought: <i>oh maybe this means we should start taking birth control precautions</i>. This was followed by the equally inevitable <i>HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE INFERTILE YOU IDIOT YOU NEEDED AN EGG DONOR </i>reminder. And yeah yeah yeah, I know what you're going to say next. In case you've been living under a rock, it seems like every infertile in the blogosphere has been finding themselves oopspregnant lately. (No hate: I'm seriously very happy for you guys.)</div>
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I guess theoretically it <i>could</i> happen to me. I mean, if I wasn't too tired to have sex, that is. I still have <i>some</i> eggs, and there might be a decent one in the bunch. Thing is, though...I'm pretty sure I don't want it to. One of the things that I'm probably hyper-conscious about having an egg donor baby is making sure that he doesn't feel different in any way, or any less part of our family. I think I'm probably irrationally afraid that if we got oopspregnant, Q would at some point feel like he's somehow <i>less</i> than the new baby. Less important, less wanted, less my child. And I never want those thoughts to ever cross his mind. Plus I kind of like the thought of him having a full sibling from one of our four frozen embryos in the Czech Republic. In the event he ever <i>does</i> feel different from a non-DE kid, he'd have someone to talk about it with. And vice versa. So while part of me would love to join the unicorn club, I'm pretty sure that if/when we do talk about having another baby, I'd rather it be with our totsicles as opposed to my dodgy eggs.</div>
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That said, the return of my period also brought that familiar anxiety, disappointment and sadness that I felt every time I saw blood on the toilet paper over the past couple of years. Which is totally strange, as I don't want to be pregnant right now at all. We're not ready for another baby for a whole bunch of reasons. I wonder if it's not a bit of a conditioned response. Like Pavlov's dog, I've learned that the arrival of my period means yet another failure of my body to make a baby. Yet another month with promise unfulfilled. Yet another month that I need to be sad.</div>
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Except it doesn't mean that anymore. At least it shouldn't. I wonder if I'll ever get to the point where the arrival of my period just means that it's time to go to the drugstore.</div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-86333139976518929892015-12-01T09:19:00.001-05:002015-12-01T09:19:34.702-05:003rd Blogiversary: Reflections on being a donor egg mom<div style="text-align: left;">
Wow. Another year gone, and yet another huge shift in circumstances. On my <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2013/12/1st-blogiversary-100th-post.html" target="_blank">first blogiversary</a>, I wrote about feeling left behind. <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2014/12/2nd-blogiversary.html" target="_blank">Last year</a>, I was the one doing the leaving at six months pregnant. And this year, I'm firmly out of the trenches with an almost 8 month old baby boy. A boy who fills me with pride and joy every day, and is doing an exceptional job of keeping me on my toes now that he's crawling around and exploring his world.</div>
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A boy who wouldn't be here if not for the gift of a stranger.</div>
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Before Q's arrival, I wrote about <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/03/navel-gazing.html" target="_blank">my worries and fears</a> about being a mom to a donor egg baby. Would I feel like his mother? Would we bond? Or would I feel like a surrogate mom to someone else's baby? Would the donor issue constantly be at the back of my mind, a nagging reminder that my baby was "not quite mine"?</div>
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Admittedly, some of these thoughts lingered for a little while after Q's birth, although not in the negative way that I had feared. In the first month or two, every so often I would catch myself looking at him and the thought would come unbidden to my mind: <i>he's not mine</i>. Perhaps some of it was that brand new mother incredulity that everyone experiences; the "how could this tiny perfect human possibly be mine?" moment. But for me, I knew this was also more than a little bit about the donor. <i>He's not "mine".</i> There was no emotion attached to it, no sadness or anger. It was just a statement, almost as if my brain was testing me by throwing it out there every once in a while to see how I felt about it. And how I felt about it, as it turned out, was this: <i>So what? </i></div>
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<i>So what? </i>as I changed another diaper.</div>
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<i>So what?</i> as I breastfed Q in the middle of the night.</div>
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<i>So what?</i> as I held him close while he napped on my chest.</div>
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As time went by, this passing thought occurred less and less. Like any bully, it came seeking a reaction and when it didn't get one, it stopped bothering to try. Before long I couldn't even remember the last time it had cropped up. With each act of mothering, any fear that I wasn't a "real" mom was being washed away.</div>
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Now, if someone were to suggest to me that I wasn't Q's "real" mom, my answer would be this: <i>if not me, then who</i>? The donor, while giving us the single vital cell we needed to bring Q to life, has never held him or nourished him. She's never played with him, tickled him, or elicited a single smile or giggle. Never soothed his cries or rocked him to sleep. Never fretted over his illnesses or milestones, or cheered for him as he achieved a goal. Never laughed at his shenanigans or been frustrated by his fussiness. She's never experienced a single minute of this precious, amazing little boy's life while I have been there for almost every single joyful, messy, tearful, hilarious, tender, stinky, irritating, fear-filled, awe-inspiring second of it.</div>
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Obvious to some, yes. But to this donor egg mom, I guess I needed to get here in my own good time. And now that I am, it's a beautiful place to be.</div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-78384824494587749032015-11-09T10:11:00.000-05:002015-11-09T10:11:11.509-05:00Family<div style="text-align: left;">
Today is the first day I've been alone with Q in nearly a month. It feels a little weird.</div>
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Just over three weeks ago M left on an extended business trip. I took the opportunity to head east to see my family, giving my parents the ability to spend a nice chunk of time with Q while also sparing myself the challenge of being a single mom for longer than I thought I could handle. </div>
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We had an amazing, busy time. Pretty much every day we had a visit from aunts or uncles or cousins or friends. Q showed no signs of shyness and flashed everyone his huge (no longer toothless!) smile, although he saved the biggest ones for my 6-year old niece (his only cousin). She absolutely doted on him, insisting that she be allowed to help feed and bathe him in addition to spending tons of time just playing with him on the floor or in his exersaucer. They even went Trick or Treating together on Halloween, and although I told her that any extra candy she got "for the baby" was technically mine, I never laid claim to it in the end.</div>
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As for mama, I thoroughly enjoyed being able to hand Q off to his grandparents and have a little "me" time. I did crazy things like go to baby-free shopping or to the gym in the middle of the day, or go back to bed after giving Q his breakfast for an extra hour or two of sleep. Such tiny things, really, but a huge indulgence for someone like me who doesn't have family handy at a few moments' notice. It made me super envious of my sister, who lives about five minutes from our parents and is able to drop my niece for an hour or two if she needs to get something done or just could use some time for herself.</div>
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It also made me sort of wonder if I'm not doing Q an injustice by having him home alone with just me most of the time. Not that there's really any other option, but he made a couple of huge strides in development while we were out east and I have to wonder if it wasn't the increase in stimulation that pushed him forwards. For instance, he'd been rocking on all fours since his six month birthday, but hadn't been able to figure out how to coordinate his arms and legs to get moving. Then, on Halloween night, we returned home from Trick or Treating and my niece dumped out her bag of candy on the floor. Q (who is apparently food-motivated, much like his parents and their dog) immediately set out across the floor towards the candy pile. It took us all by such surprise that we cheered super loudly, which terrified poor Q and actually made him cry! He apparently wasn't too emotionally scarred though, and once I calmed him down he went right back at it. Within days we were chasing him around the house to stop him from getting into stuff he shouldn't. On top of the locomotion, his communication skills exploded as well. He'd started babbling with consonants a couple of days before our departure (easing a lot of my previous worry about his development in this department!), and during our visit he positively became a little chatterbox. My new favourite thing is listening to him "ba-ba-ba"-ing to himself while he crawls across the floor.</div>
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Maybe it was all just a coincidence of timing, since I know there's a huge explosion in development between 6 and 7 months, but I can't help but feel that all the excitement was a huge boost to his little brain. I've started to notice that my little man is <i>extremely </i>social (i.e. sitting by the airplane bathroom was his favourite, since smiling at all the people coming and going kept him endlessly entertained). Now that we're home in Toronto and it's just boring old Mom and Buddy all the time again, I really feel like I need to up my game and get him out of the house more regularly since he seems to love being around other people so much.</div>
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Anyway, here we are back at home, where at least Q's sleep is a little bit better and I don't have to deal with the temptation of my dad constantly bringing home sweets and dessert "because you're a guest". Lucky for me breastfeeding is keeping most of the weight gain at bay, but Q loves his solids so much I'm starting to think that won't last a whole lot longer. </div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-7605074654748508302015-10-05T13:42:00.000-04:002015-10-05T13:42:10.496-04:00Half birthday<div style="text-align: left;">
It's mind-bending for me to acknowledge that today is Q's six month birthday. As our whole little family (mom, dad, baby and dog) took a stroll yesterday afternoon, I couldn't help but reflect back to April 4th when I was walking those exact same streets trying fiercely to dislodge the baby who seemed to have set up permanent shop in my uterus. While I haven't done regular monthly update posts, now seems a fitting time to have a look at how far we've come!</div>
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<b>Stats</b>: Weighs somewhere just north of 17 pounds (we'll find out for sure at his 6 month doctor's appointment next week), length around 27 inches at last check.</div>
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<b>Nicknames</b>: Nothing super consistent, but some of the more interesting things I've heard come out of my own mouth are "Sweet Thang" and "Mr. Chub O'Cheeks". Usually it's just more generic stuff like honey, sweetie, baby, or mister.</div>
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<b>Eating</b>: Up until very recently, Q was exclusively breastfed. Then, at his five month checkup, his doctor noted that he had slipped down a few percentiles in weight since his last visit. His length was still on track, so she suggested that he was probably needing some more calories in the form of solids. This made sense to me, since around that time he'd mastered rolling and was spending tons of time on the floor practicing that as well as bouncing around in his Jolly Jumper and exersaucer. We had a brief scare when he broke out in a rash after only trying oatmeal and sweet potatoes, but it turned out to be a virus instead (bonus: first puke!) and after a brief hiatus from solids is now back at it. So far he loves oatmeal (especially mixed with applesauce), sweet potato, pears and bananas, has a so-so relationship with peas and green beans, and wants avocado to go die in a fire.</div>
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<b>Sleeping</b>: Oh boy. This will probably be the subject of its own post in a little while, but suffice it to say that things got pretty bad with night waking after I wrote <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/08/sleep-youre-doing-it-wrong.html" target="_blank">this post</a>, and we ended up revisiting sleep training. Only this time there was no fucking around, we got serious about it and really stuck to it and...it worked! Q now goes down generally without fussing around 7pm and sleeps until about 6:30am, with one or two wakings to feed. I'm trying to get him down to just one night feeding (and hopefully soon none!) but if he does wake twice, the first one is usually around 10 or 11pm and I often haven't even gone to bed yet, so I consider it a sort of dreamfeed and don't mind getting up around 4am for another one. Naps have remained pretty shitty, and in the last week or two went even further downhill as they dropped from his usual 30 minutes to often less than 20. Which meant I was trying to put him down sometimes 4 times a day, and he was still barely getting 1.5 hours of daytime sleep. So...we're in the midst of nap training as I write this. Stay tuned.</div>
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<b>Clothes</b>: Q just recently started fitting into his 6 month stuff, and can still do some of his 3-6 month things as well. He's long and lean, so I often find pants or outfits with feet and legs are too big in the body or waist but too short in the length. I know some moms get really sad and nostalgic about it, but I get a weird sense of satisfaction out of retiring smaller clothes and busting out the new stuff in a bigger size. Like I've somehow accomplished something by helping this tiny human to grow. Yeah I know, I'm odd.</div>
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<b>Diapers</b>: Pampers size 3. We've rotated between Swaddlers and Baby Dry depending on what's on sale. I generally find them to be good although we've had a fair number of poop blowouts lately, probably due to some epic solid food craps.</div>
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<b>Likes</b>: Q loves spending time in his Jolly Jumper and has just recently come around to the concept of bathtime. He's also fascinated by his own penis, grabbing it every chance he gets (regardless of whether it happens to be covered in poop at the time). He's spent entire baths with one hand on it like someone's coming to take it away from him. Q also absolutely adores Buddy, laughing with glee whenever he watches one of us play fetch or tug-of-war with the dog. For his part, Buddy seems to be coming around and will now give Q little licks and will even let him do some gentle exploratory petting (with close parental supervision, of course).</div>
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<b>Dislikes</b>: Naps, avocado, being in the car too long, being left alone by mom for any period of time longer than 3.27 seconds.</div>
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<b>Milestones</b>: Q has been hitting most of his physical milestones a bit ahead of schedule. His head and neck strength was always good (we barely had to support his head at all apart from the early infant days) and he's been pretty chill about tummy time. He started sitting unsupported a couple of weeks ago, although we still have to watch out for the occasional topple. He's now working towards crawling, which freaks me the hell out as our house is <i>not</i> babyproofed. He's really good at pushing up on his hands and moving from side to side or around in a circle to get at toys he wants, but whenever he tries to move forward he actually ends up pushing himself backwards instead, which leads to no end of frustrated crying. He's gotten himself up on all fours and rocked a few times, but hasn't figured out coordinated limb movement yet and this generally ends in a faceplant.</div>
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Communication-wise is where I think he may be a bit more behind. He started cooing right on schedule, but still hasn't really graduated to babbling or consonant sounds. He's a pretty quiet baby all around and doesn't make much noise at all, unless he's upset about something and even then his cry is pretty low-key. I try to talk to him a lot and get some back and forth conversation going, but he just smiles at me and blows raspberries. Surprisingly, I find if I leave him alone to be quiet is when he might start experimenting with sounds. I'm trying not to stress about this too much, and he's quite social with people (always offering up big smiles), but obviously I'd love to her a random string of babble come out of his mouth sooner rather than later. M's mom has reminded me more than once that daddy didn't really say much at all until age 2, so it's possible that the apple didn't fall far from the tree in the speech department. Time will tell.</div>
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<b>Illnesses</b>: So far in his short life, Q has had two head colds (the second was much worse than the first), and one mysterious virus resulting in a rash and a bout of vomiting.</div>
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<b>Looking forward to</b>: Hallowe'en! I have no idea what I'm going to dress Q up as but I can't wait. M is away for three weeks in October/November, so rather than attempting life as a single mom Q and I are flying out east to stay with my family. It'll be great for my parents to have a bit more extended time with him, and my niece is already looking forward to trick or treating with him. She wants him to be Olaf to her Elsa.</div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-1101693540705058782015-09-21T10:15:00.001-04:002015-09-21T10:15:58.642-04:00The Great Baldening<div style="text-align: left;">
When I was pregnant, I got a spectacularly backhanded compliment from a woman at my office that went something like this: "You look so good pregnant! You have such a healthy glow, and your hair is so thick and full. You're so much prettier pregnant!"</div>
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Um, yeah, thanks. I think. </div>
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But she was right. I had awesome pregnancy hair. While I don't have thick hair, stylists have always commented that I have a lot of it and during pregnancy it just grew and grew. It <i>felt</i> thick for the first time ever. It was long and lush and shiny. I even loved the way it made my face look; it somehow seemed to balance me out better and looked fantastic in pictures. </div>
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God, I miss my pregnancy hair.</div>
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I always knew that it wouldn't last, and that it would go back to normal somewhere around 3 to 6 months after Q was born. I even knew that it would fall out in pretty noticeable amounts, and I thought I was prepared for that.</div>
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I was SO not prepared for this. Holy shit, you guys. Holy shit. It is falling out like WHOA. </div>
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Every time I shampoo, I pull out handfuls. I have to be careful to pile it on the side of the tub when I shower lest I clog the drain. Then, just when I think I'm done and there can't possibly be more, I get out of the shower and dry my hair, following which my bathroom floor looks like the floor of a hair salon and I need to sweep. Our bathroom garbage can is 87% hair at this point (fact: the other 13% is tissues with spit up and used breast pads). While I wear my hair in a ponytail most of the time, on the few occasions I've tried to wear it down I just can't make it look right. It looks thin and flat, and I have giant gaps in my bangs on both sides of my forehead.</div>
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Most annoying is the fact that now there is simply hair <i>everywhere</i>. If I so much as scratch my head or run my fingers through my hair, at least a few strands fall out. There is constantly <i>one hair</i> that is tickling me <i>somewhere</i>. I pull it off my husband's shirt before he leaves for work. I pick it off my child when he plays on the carpet. I pull it out my vacuum cleaner's brush bristles and wonder if Locks for Love would accept the contents of my vacuum bag as a donation, for they could surely make several childrens' wigs out of it. And the other day while walking the dog, I pulled it out of my dog's asshole when one turd stubbornly refused to drop, dangling like a pendulum from his butt by a single long brown hair.</div>
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The day I pull it out of my baby's ass is the day I just shave my fucking head. </div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-52447297042697878482015-09-09T10:11:00.000-04:002015-09-09T10:11:32.737-04:00Planes, trains and automobiles<div style="text-align: left;">
Over the past month or so, our little Q has become quite the experienced traveller. M and I have (bravely? foolishly?) taken him on a number of adventures to see family and friends, and things have generally gone pretty well. Here's what we've been up to lately:</div>
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<b>Plane: </b>Just this past weekend we returned from a week-long visit to see my family out east. Q finally got to meet my niece, who was also crazy excited to meet her baby cousin. It's a three hour direct flight, which meant we got about an hour's worth of down time while Q napped and then had to entertain him for the other two hours, which wasn't too bad. The worst part of the entire thing had nothing to do with travelling with a baby, and everything to do with the fact that Air Canada sucks donkey balls. They've started charging for a checked bag, which is stupid but fine, whatever. But for some reason, when we checked in online it wouldn't let us pay for the bag we were bringing and kept insisting that we had to go to "check-in assistance" at the airport. Again, fine, whatever. We got to the airport in plenty of time on the morning of our departure, only to sit in an unmoving line up for almost an hour until it was getting too close to flight time for our comfort, and we managed to flag someone down to get us through and onto security. Where we waited in <i>another</i> unmoving line up. My stress levels over travel are pretty bad at the best of times, but they were off the charts here. We finally managed to board as the very last passengers on the flight, and I've made a personal commitment never to fly Air Canada again if I can help it. My next trip home in October (Q and I will be going solo as M has a three-week business trip) I've already booked with another airline. As M is fond of repeating, Air Canada should really just change its slogan to the following:</div>
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<b>Train:</b> The week before our trip out east, I had the opportunity to meet up with the lovely <a href="https://soonafamily.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Daryl</a>, her husband and daughter as they travelled to Ottawa for some visa processing prior to their move overseas. Q and I rode the rails since Ottawa is about 5 hours from Toronto and I knew from previous experience (see Automobiles, below) that Q wouldn't be able to manage a stretch that long in the car without someone in the backseat to entertain him and M, like a sucker, had to work and couldn't tag along. I was a bit nervous going it alone with a baby, but needn't have been thanks to the fact that I took M's advice and booked a business class ticket. It gave me loads of extra room and there was no one sitting next to me, so I was able to put Q in his carseat either on the floor or the seat beside me to play with him or when I needed some hands free time. Also, business class = free booze so you can bet mama took advantage of that on the ride home later that evening. </div>
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Meeting Daryl was awesome. We hooked up for lunch at a small Italian restaurant after her family's visa appointment and between the two of us flashed more boob than I think that establishment has seen in forever. It was my first in-person bloggy friend meeting and I can attest to the fact that not only is she NOT a crazy serial killer, but she is in fact a warm and wonderful person whose baby girl has the most gorgeous eyes on the planet. I'm so glad I braved the trip there to meet her and wish her and her family all the best in their new life across the pond!</div>
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<b>Automobile:</b> This one was the most ambitious and definitely the most challenging. Ever since we've been together M and I have joined his parents as often as possible on their annual beach trip to Maine at the end of July. We missed it last year due to our trip to Prague and a friend's wedding in Vancouver, plus this year we were eager to bring Q along for his first ever ocean vacation. The drive from Toronto to Maine is just over 12 hours, depending on how long you get stuck at the border, so we knew we'd have to cut the drive into two days (we usually just take shifts driving and power through) if any of us were going to survive it with our sanity intact. The going was pretty slow. One of us had to be in the back seat with Q at all times to keep him entertained. Unfortunately he was on a half-hour napping kick, so we were pretty much only able to drive in 1.5 hour stretches as follows: first half hour pleasant but growing increasingly tired and grumpy until he dropped off to sleep, second half hour napping (seriously, you could set your watch by this kid), third half hour awake and pleasant at first but increasingly cranky and impatient to be out of his carseat. Then we'd find somewhere to stop for a coffee or lunch and give him about a half hour to stretch his legs and look at some new scenery, before getting back into the car and doing it all over again. I wish I could say it was worth it, but as I mentioned in a <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/08/sleep-youre-doing-it-wrong.html" target="_blank">previous post</a> Q wasn't sleeping great while we were there so it ended up being a tougher week than anticipated. He didn't even really like the beach or the water; he seemed afraid of the waves and howled when his toes were dipped for the first time, which was pretty disappointing for his beach-loving grandparents. I'm sure next year will be a different story as we frantically try to chase him down and stop him from eating sand, but this year was a bit of a wash.</div>
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Anyway, that's all the doings and happenings around here lately. All the travelling and the lack of nap-taking has made me a terrible commenter, but rest assured I'm still reading along. I just usually have to do it on the go on my phone, which is horrible for commenting. I promise to do better! </div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-33080581016054137572015-08-09T20:51:00.000-04:002015-08-09T20:51:34.607-04:00Sleep: You're doing it wrong<div style="text-align: left;">
STTN. EASY. PU/PD. NAPS. CIO. A whole bunch of letters that all spell the same thing: your baby is sleeping wrong and it's your fault.</div>
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After Q was born, I actually felt a whole lot of guilt whenever other moms would ask me how things were going. They had that knowing looking in their eye that said they were expecting me to tell them how exhausted I was, and the last thing they wanted to hear was that Q was sleeping so much we had to wake him to feed. Even as he got a little older, he'd sleep pretty much anywhere: in his carseat at a restaurant, while being passed around at a family reunion, and even in the audience at my dance recital (complete with blaring music). At night, his favourite place to fall asleep was on M's chest after I gave him his last nursing session. While I joked that this was probably a bad habit to get into and that we were creating a monster who would never be able to sleep anywhere else, I couldn't begrudge M the cuddle time with his baby after he'd been away from him all day at work.</div>
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Well, those chickens have come home to roost.</div>
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Things started to go sideways somewhere around the 3.5 month mark. Instead of falling asleep on the boob and being easily put down in his crib for naps, Q started waking the second his head hit the mattress and then requiring long sessions of rocking/walking/bouncing/patting to go to sleep. Other sure-fire sleep inducers like the swing and stroller lost their efficacy as well. Rather than falling asleep the second we started moving, I began having to take longer and longer walks to get Q to drop off. And no matter what, he pretty much always woke up within half an hour. Finally, my worst fear was realized when his nighttime sleep started to suffer too. No more waking only once or twice to feed. Now he was up at seemingly random intervals, as many as four or five times a night. I was forced to admit that the dreaded four month sleep regression was likely upon us.</div>
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Then we went on vacation to Maine, although the word "vacation" doesn't really apply when you're stuck with a chronically overtired and overstimulated baby who is thrown into unfamiliar surroundings and is missing half of his usual sleep props. Only once or twice did we achieve peaceful-baby-napping-under-the-beach-shade status, and more often than not we spent large amounts of time pacing the floor in our tiny beach rental trying to soothe Q for a nap in his Pack 'n Play. I decided that when we got home, one thing was called for: sleep training.</div>
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Of course, <strike>because I spent all my money buying a baby</strike> because I'm a cheap bastard I wasn't about to actually <i>buy</i> any books on the topic. All of that shit is on the internet now anyway. I soon discovered what all of my experienced mom readers probably already know, which is that there are a bunch of techniques and pretty much no one agrees with anyone else except on a few key points. Namely, that a baby Q's age should only be awake for a maximum of two hours at a time, and that I should be aiming to put him down "drowsy but awake" so that he could learn to fall asleep independently. Here's what else I learned.</div>
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In a fit of panic that I'd already screwed Q out of having any kind of normal sleep schedule, I spent the next week trying to fix things. I established a daytime schedule of feedings, awake time and naps. I tried to anticipate Q's sleepy times and dashed him upstairs to his nursery at the slightest yawn or eye rub, and often even before then as the magical two hour window of awake time closed. I refused to nurse before naptime, instead trying to create the elusive "drowsy but awake" state through other soothing techniques like songs and quiet time. I laid Q down in his crib awake. I let him fuss a little to see if he'd put himself to sleep, and when he didn't I'd pick him up and soothe him a little and put him back down. </div>
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And my happy little boy, who barely cries at all, started crying with an intensity I'd never seen before. Not just a few times or for a little while, but essentially any time I walked him into his room and closed his blinds. It felt like whatever I was doing had basically made him afraid of being put into his crib to sleep, which had never been a problem before. On top of which, none of it was working anyway! Forcing him into his crib (instead of his swing or stroller) meant that he was getting maybe 30 minutes of naptime, if he would fall asleep at all. By the end of one particularly horrible 90-minute nap attempt, M came home to find both of us in tears. I was frustrated beyond belief and felt like a huge failure as a mother, since I was supposed to be making things better but obviously I was only making them <i>so much worse</i>.</div>
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Out of total coincidence, later that same week a local infant program that we attend was having a public health nurse in to speak about baby sleep and routines. I steeled myself for a huge debate on sleep training techniques, and then asked my question about how to get Q on a better routine and make sure he was getting the sleep he needed. And do you know what surprised me? Almost every mom there (many of whom are parents of older babies and hence have been going through this a lot longer than me) said the same thing: <i>just do what works</i>. If that was the swing, swing away. If it was the stroller, lace up your sneakers. The nurse chimed in as well with a comment that struck a chord. She said to keep in mind that "baby sleep" has become an industry unto itself, so there's a lot of effort put into making parents feel like they need to buy into a specific program to help their child sleep. And yet no one can agree on exactly how to do it.</div>
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It struck me then that for the better part of a couple of weeks I'd been stressing myself out about <i>how</i> Q was getting to sleep rather than focusing on just making sure that he <i>was</i> getting to sleep. I was so pig-headedly sticking to my schedule that I'd totally stopped watching his cues and just listening to what he needed. So I quit. I took Q for a two hour long walk in his stroller the next day, and what do you know...he slept 1.5 hours of it. We were both a million times happier. That night, he only woke up once to feed. It felt like he was thanking me.</div>
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I won't say that I won't try sleep training again at some point in the future. And I've taken <i>some</i> tidbits to heart, including trying to make sure that I get Q down for a nap before he gets overtired, and <i>attempting</i> to put him down drowsy but awake. If it's not working, I'll switch it up, and <i>just do what works</i>.</div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-1102511136210161532015-07-22T22:22:00.000-04:002015-07-22T22:22:19.667-04:00Grandparent visit (or, How my mom tried to kill my dog)<div style="text-align: left;">
So, after a pretty calm and uneventful June in which <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/06/groundhog-days_4.html" target="_blank">one day was pretty much running into the next,</a> July has been an absolute whirlwind. My parents arrived for a two week visit in the early part of the month, and although my mom had been here shortly after Q's birth it marked the first time my dad was meeting his only grandson. In addition to lots of baby play time (and mommy rest time!) we were out and about quite a bit. If anyone is interested, I can now give quite a fulsome review of nursing rooms in a number of malls throughout the greater Toronto area. We even took Q to the Pan Am Games to see some beach volleyball!</div>
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Despite being dragged from one end of the city to the other, Q was a good sport and only really got upset when we were dumb and pushed his limits a bit by staying out or keeping him in his stroller too long. Otherwise, he rewarded his east coast grandparents with tons of smiles and seemed to love having someone besides me around to dote on him all day.</div>
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Probably the most eventful part of the trip came a day before
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gift for my sister, and had been warned by me to keep them out of reach
of Buddy the beagle's inquiring nose. She kept them zipped up in her suitcase for the better part of a week, but the night we went out for dinner just happened to be the one night she forgot to zip it up. We came home to a completely destroyed cardboard box on the living room floor, with one lone chocolate undevoured. I'm not quite sure what made him leave that single chocolate, but if you've ever eaten a <a href="http://www.purdys.com/Hedgehogs-P3C17.aspx?gclid=Cj0KEQjw_rytBRDVhZeQrbzn_q0BEiQAjnbSHHdnsKHhwLjENLRgb3VeQrivjpBLFTuQTecFKmf055AaAv1W8P8HAQ" target="_blank">Purdy's Chocolate Hedgehog</a> you will understand how hard it was for me to pick it up and toss it in the garbage and not eat it myself anyway! They're milk chocolate filled with a delectable chocolate hazelnut filling; basically, it's like Nutella inside a chocolate shell. Fucking amazing, is what they are. And I had to take my dog to the vet and watch him be forced to puke it all up in a melty chocolate puddle that (very grotesquely) still smelled really good coming out. Buddy seemed to think so too, since he made a go at the puke basin on the floor even after being forced to choke down a charcoal solution to stop the chocolate toxin from absorbing into his stomach. Yes, Purdy's, I think we've got a new advertising campaign for you right here. "So good you'll want to eat it again the second time around!!" All joking aside, my mom felt like absolute crap about the whole thing. I tried to reassure her it was just an accident, and didn't have the heart to tell her that between the emergency Saturday visit, the shot to make Buddy vomit and the charcoal treatment, the entire ordeal ended up costing us almost $400 at the vet.</div>
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In addition to my folks, we've also had a couple of other friends in town that we've managed to get together with for dinner, and there's been some happy news. I met up with my friend <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2013/09/stim-updates-and-welcome-distraction.html" target="_blank">Dee</a>, who since last year has been going through some fertility struggles of her own. After TTC for about 6 months with no success, she and her husband went to an RE and found out that she had a blocked tube. She had a procedure to open it, and got pregnant right away the month after. Sadly, at her 6 week ultrasound she found out the pregnancy wasn't viable, and she miscarried not one but two babies at 9 weeks. A few more months of no success and more testing revealed her ovarian reserve was on the low end (although nothing as dramatic as full-blown Diminished Ovarian Reserve). Her RE recommended considering IUI or IVF, but didn't really tell her which he preferred (just that IUI was cheaper but that IVF had better success rates). She texted me in confusion, and I was able to offer my 2 cents that as long as her ovarian reserve was OK it probably wouldn't nosedive in the few months it would take to try a round or two of IUI before leaping to IVF. That's what she ended up doing, and last week she took a test which came out positive! I'm so incredibly happy for her and I love that there is some small benefit to what I went through in that I could give her some advice that helped. I am hoping so hard that this one sticks for her. On top of Dee's great news, last night M and I hosted another couple of friends for dinner. They were so supportive of us when we were going through our DE cycle, so we were shattered when they told us last year that they had gotten pregnant but ended up with no heartbeat at their 12 week ultrasound. But things have worked out for them too and they are expecting their first little girl in just a few weeks. All in all, this past week has been the most excited I've been to NOT drink wine with friends outside of my own pregnancy!</div>
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Enough about you, I can hear you guys saying. What about baby Q?? Well, he's hit a few milestones like rolling from tummy to back (mostly accidental) and back to tummy (definitely accidental). He's also started giggling, which is just <i>too fucking cute I cannot even</i>. Unfortunately that's mostly something that Daddy gets, because although Mommy is smile-funny she's apparently not ha-ha-funny. According to his pediatrician he's ahead of the game with his neck and head strength, and she expects us to be chasing him around in no time because this kid WANTS. TO. MOVE. During tummy time he grabs the blanket he's lying on and tries to pull himself forward while doing this little dolphin kick for propulsion, and the rest of the time he just wants to be standing up. His arms and legs are constantly in motion, which should theoretically be tiring him out but sleep is still a bit of a moving target. He's still up at least twice during the night to feed, and naps are hit and miss. Trying to soothe him to sleep when he doesn't want to is like hugging a bag of writhing snakes. I fully expect it to get worse before it gets better, since the four month sleep regression is looming and we have a family beach vacation coming up where I'm sure his schedule will get screwed despite my best intentions.</div>
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<br />Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-3079335203505574692015-06-23T13:13:00.000-04:002015-06-23T13:13:21.356-04:00All I wanted<div style="text-align: left;">
I think infertility blogging is a lot like songwriting or poetry. The best content comes from a place of heartbreak, when you're so unhappy you just need to write to get everything out. But once you make it through the dark times, it's damn hard to write from a place of happiness. You're not dissecting your life in exquisite, agonizingly artistic detail anymore. You're just enjoying being happy!</div>
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That's kind of what it's like around here lately. I don't really have anything to bitch about, so this blog has been pretty quiet. Cue inevitable "whither my infertility blog now?" discussion. Even when I was still in the trenches, I liked it when my bloggy friends who had made it to the other side posted every once in a while with updates on their life with baby. I mean, I didn't want to know about every sleepless night or dirty diaper, but it was nice to read they were doing well and I liked seeing/hearing about their babies from time to time. I kind of figure this is what I'm going to do myself. I'm just going to post updates whenever I have the time or desire, and if you're into that I'm glad. If it's too hard for you at times, or you're in a bad place, then I get it. I didn't want to read any complaining about baby's first tooth when I was fresh off a negative pee stick either. It's cool.</div>
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So yeah...things around here are going pretty great! Q is charming the virtual pants off of everyone he meets, and is continuing to keep things pretty chill at home. Last week we ventured out to our first ever mom-and-baby activity, a free afternoon infant program at a local province-run centre. He was one of the younger babies there, but I think he got a huge kick out of looking at all the other babies and he definitely enjoyed the song circle time, while mama was quite happy to engage in some adult conversation! We'll be going back for sure.</div>
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Development-wise, Q is starting to get a lot more interactive which is fun. We have full-on cooing conversations now, and just this week he started trying to grasp and bat at some toys which is a whole lot better than me sitting there just shaking them at him. He absolutely loves standing up, and basically can fully support his own weight as long as you're holding him to stop him from toppling to the side. This was really cute at first (especially given the look of pride he wears on his face while he's doing it) but it's also really fucking hard on the arms after a while. Guess I'll just have to suck it up and get me some awesome biceps.</div>
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The one area that is starting to be a bit more challenging is sleep. Q has always been a pretty good sleeper, and back around 6 or 7 weeks old had gotten to the point where he was only waking once a night to feed. He even teased us with a blissful few nights where he slept about 10 or 12 hours, straight through from 8pm to about 6am. It was awesome.</div>
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Then we had one weekend where we had tons of family visiting, and he hardly napped at all due to the overstimulation. This totally threw him off, and we still haven't gotten back to where we were. Right now he's waking twice, once around 3am and again around 5:30am. The 3 o'clock feed isn't so bad since he's all business and back to sleep, but the 5:30 one is a bitch because it's starting to get light outside and he's like, "IT'S MORNING!" and hence he's almost impossible to put back down at that point. Daytime naps are also proving to be a bit of a challenge. He used to just kind of nap wherever/whenever, but I've been trying to start more of a routine by swaddling him and taking him upstairs to his crib. He'll usually settle eventually, but crib naps seem to be capped at about 30 minutes right now whereas swing/stroller/carseat naps can last upwards of two hours, so you can guess which ones are more appealing to me. I know it's still early days but I <i>really</i> don't want to get into the habit of needing to rock or nurse him to sleep. I'd also like to get a bit of consistency going, since some days he'll have a couple of big long naps but other days he takes four or five short ones and I never know which day will be which, so it makes things a bit difficult to plan. Can I do some dinner prep or will he be awake in 10 minutes? It's a mystery!</div>
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So yeah...I'm happy which makes me boring blog-wise. A couple of times over the past few weeks I've had random moments where it's hit me all over again that we made it through to the other side of infertility. Like, we'll be walking to the dog park with Buddy on his leash and Q in his stroller, and it's sunny and the smell of lilac is in the air and we stop and buy iced tea from some kids on the street and I just think, "Yes. This is it. This is all I wanted. Was it really so much to ask for?" It seems so simple, and it <i>should </i>be so simple for everyone. Yet it wasn't, and isn't. But I wish it was.</div>
Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-37535371170991703862015-06-04T22:06:00.000-04:002015-06-04T22:06:02.015-04:00Groundhog days<div style="text-align: left;">
I have a confession to make. I have no idea what to do with my two month old baby.</div>
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I mean, I know how to take <i>care</i> of him, obviously. Feed, burp, bathe, change, swaddle...I've got the hang of those. But over the past couple of weeks, my teeny tiny baby who could barely rouse himself from sleep long enough to suck on a boob has turned into a slightly less tiny baby who is now awake and alert a lot of the time. It's awesome, of course, and there's absolutely nothing to compare to the gummy grins that I'm now getting on a regular basis. Along with that, however, comes the need to actually <i>do</i> something to entertain the little guy in order to elicit said grins, or to keep him otherwise occupied and stimulated. It's kind of making me wish that my prenatal class had included a section on children's songs and nursery rhymes, as it has become apparent that my knowledge in this area is sadly limited. Once we've sung Old MacDonald, The Itsy Bitsy Spider and The Wheels on the Bus, I'm fresh out of ideas. Lucky for me there's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/RockabyeBabyMusic1/playlists" target="_blank">this YouTube channel</a> that has turned 80s hair metal (among other things) into lullabies. Now <i>those</i> I know!</div>
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Otherwise, right now my days are kind of blending into each other. The most mentally challenging aspect is trying to figure out what order we should do things in. Do we want to do tummy time, then walk the dog, then sing songs? Or sing songs, tummy time, and dog walk? Oh the variety!</div>
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I'm looking forward to taking advantage of some mom-and-baby activities in my area soon, but right now Q is still a little young for a lot of them. I'm also sort of waiting for next week when Q has his two-month checkup and will get his first set of vaccinations before I venture out anywhere that has a ton of germy toddlers. One cool thing I discovered is that there's a kiddie play centre within walking distance that has drop-in play during the weekdays. Did I mention it's free for kids under 1 year? The infant area is pretty small, since the place is mostly geared towards kids aged 2 to 6, but I'm hoping that I might meet some other moms there who are hanging out with their infants while they let their toddlers run amok. I need to find me some local mom friends!</div>
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In the meantime, it's kind of ridiculous the sorts of things that I've been looking forward to doing since they get us out of the house. Case in point: no one should ever, ever be as excited as I was to go to the passport office last week. I wanted to get Q's done sooner rather than later so I wouldn't be rushing in advance of our semi-annual beach trip to Maine in July, so now he'll have a 6-week old baby photo on his passport for the next five years. Luckily he napped like a tiny drunk so I didn't have to whip out a boob in front of everyone, although part of me was sort of looking forward to horrifying/offending a whole bunch of strangers. Oh well. Next time.</div>
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In other news, I got the go-ahead from my OB to resume normal activity at my post-natal checkup (which happened at 4 weeks instead of 6 for some reason) and have been using Q's nap time to squeeze in some workouts. At first progress seemed agonizingly slow, and I was getting really frustrated and down on myself about it. The first night that I put on my workout clothes to go to dance class I ended up in tears because of all the bulges that weren't there before, as well as the fact that the "baggy" shirt I tried to wear as camouflage turned out not to be baggy at all. I was actually writing a whole big blog post about it in my head, but in the end I never put pen to paper (fingers to keyboard?) because I was afraid it would just come off as too whiny and ungrateful given the fact that all that really matters is that Q is finally here. Now that a month has passed I've gradually started to see some of the remaining baby weight come off, and was pretty stoked to fit into a pair of pre-pregnancy jeans earlier this week. Granted, they were my stretchiest pair, but still. Which made it all the more tragic when I discovered this only a day or two later:</div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-22051514333197579562015-05-26T15:13:00.000-04:002015-05-26T15:13:46.425-04:00Everyone loves a good poop story, Vol. II<div style="text-align: left;">
Everyone knows that one of the main reasons I wanted to become a parent was so that I'd have lots of <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2013/05/everyone-loves-good-poop-story.html" target="_blank">poop stories</a> to tell.* Fortunately, little Q has been living up to expectations. As I've slowly gotten to know our baby over the past 7 weeks, I've begun to figure out a thing or two about his patterns and his likes/dislikes. One thing I've learned is that this kid has a digestive system like a grown-ass man with a case of Norwalk virus from an ill-fated Carnival ship poop cruise.</div>
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I learned pretty early on that no matter what you hear going on in Q's diaper, you gotta wait it out. Like, at least 10 minutes from first gurgle to final shart. Otherwise, you risk bathing in a fountain of breastfed baby poop, which is not unlike butternut squash soup in both colour and consistency. I found out the hard way one morning. I had just fed him and had heard a couple of juicy toots, so I decided to be a good parent and not let my son pickle in his own shit for too long. As I pulled off his diaper, he let fly with a couple of good shots which (because I had him by the ankles with his ass in the air) arced like a poop-rainbow clear across the end of the dresser that acts as our change table. I'm talking a good 3 feet. It was impressive and disgusting at the same time.</div>
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I finally learned, like I said, that I had to wait about 10 minutes from start to finish in order to completely avoid any accidental projectile pooping. Since it was mostly happening in the morning (just as M was usually heading to work, lucky me!) I neglected to tell my husband about this discovery. So early one Saturday morning, after I had finished feeding the baby, M helpfully took Q in for a diaper change. There had been some telltale rumblings, and I thought about telling M to wait it out a bit...but I was sleepy and also a bit of an asshole who figured he could learn the same way I had. Q did not disappoint. Within minutes M was shouting "Oh my God! Oh holy shit!" as he was being bathed in a fountain of poop. I smirked just a little. Then I went in to help clean up.</div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-65190237695503383422015-05-18T16:37:00.000-04:002015-05-18T16:37:19.098-04:00Beagle versus Baby*<div style="text-align: left;">
It has been 6 weeks since my humans brought home the hairless puppy. I have a feeling it's here to stay. In hindsight, I should have known something like this was coming. It certainly explains all those new stuffies that my humans brought home over the past few months that I wasn't allowed to play with (despite my best efforts). Although the hairless puppy hasn't played with them either, so I don't really see what the big deal would be if I <strike>took</strike> borrowed them for a while.</div>
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As far as puppies go, this one is pretty useless. It must be the runt of the litter or something. In addition to being hairless, it can't even bark. Most of the time it doesn't make any noise at all, and when it does it mostly just mews like a kitten. Once in a while I've heard it let out an attempt at a howl, but it's really quite pathetic. I've tried several times to teach it what to do by demonstrating some proper howls and barks, but it seems disinterested. It also can't walk, but has to be wheeled around in some sort of cart. Perhaps it is defective.</div>
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Actually, that would explain a lot, particularly the amount of time my humans seem to devote to it. Ever since its arrival, the hairless puppy has taken up the bulk of my humans' attention. I myself have only given it a few sniffs, and prefer not to be too close to it due to the fact that it appears to have no control over its flailing limbs. Yes, yes, the more I think about it, the more I am certain that it is defective.</div>
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Ah well. I suppose I must be content with my humans' reassurances that the hairless puppy will eventually be mobile and have access to food which it will certainly drop. I await this day with anticipation. In the meantime, I shall content myself with finding new uses for the hairless puppy's many accoutrements. This contraption is actually quite comfortable, if I do say so myself.</div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-67710527452509551102015-04-28T20:24:00.000-04:002015-04-28T20:24:36.198-04:003 weeks in<div style="text-align: left;">
Holy shit. I've had a baby for three weeks. They let me take him home from the hospital and no one's realized they've made a terrible mistake and called or sent someone to take him back. How is that even possible? I know I'm almost 40 years old, but a lot of the time I barely feel like a grown up myself and now I'm in charge of a whole other person? That's screwed up.</div>
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So, you ask, how's it been going? Remarkably well, would be my reply. Q is proving to be a ridiculously easy baby. I'm not trying to brag; both M and I are genuinely befuddled at how we got so lucky. For the first couple of weeks Q was basically just asleep most of the time, to the point that we were setting alarms to wake us up at night to make sure he fed every three hours. Once he regained his birth weight, our pediatrician gave us the OK to drop that back to every four hours, although since then we've found that he generally wakes himself every 3 and a half hours or so. All of this means that we've been getting long-ish stretches of uninterrupted sleep at night, which everyone told us we wouldn't. I feel like I'm jinxing us by even telling you about it, but there it is!</div>
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We've also had the added bonus of having family around to help out with stuff around the house. M's mom spent the first few days home from the hospital with us, and then my mom arrived for two weeks. It's been awesome not having to worry about dusting or laundry or getting dinner, or conversely having someone look after Q while I sneak away to take care of some chores. Not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous about how I'm going to handle things once we're finally left on our own after my mom leaves this week!</div>
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Breastfeeding has also been going pretty smoothly, apart from the to-be-expected initial nipple soreness. So far I've managed to stick exclusively to breastfeeding, and my supply seems to be decent enough that Q is gaining weight like he should. I've read more than enough blogs to know that I'm extremely lucky to be able to do this at all, so here's a huge shout out to my ta-tas for doing their thang. I am however wondering when the magical fat-melting part of breastfeeding starts. While I lost about 22 pounds pretty quickly after birth, it seems like I've plateaued now with 10 more to go to get to my pre-pregnancy weight. Add to that the fact that my <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2014/09/10-weeks-body-image-and-my-life-with.html" target="_blank">FUPA</a> has now been replaced with a full-on c-section scar belly overhang, and there's a lot of work to do once I get the go-ahead to start working out again.</div>
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Of course things haven't been all rainbows and unicorn farts, and I don't want to pretend like it is. Q does get fussy at times, and I get frustrated because I have no idea what he wants. I also had a major crazy hormonal breakdown about a week postpartum where I essentially lost it at M because he is a <strike>hoarder</strike> <strike>packrat</strike> collector and I was sick of looking at piles of his stuff now that we also have baby clutter to deal with. Then I bawled because I felt bad for getting mad at him, since he'd basically been my man-servant for days while I parked myself on the couch with a baby on my boob. Yay for violent mood swings!</div>
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All in all, though, I'm mostly just amazed and overwhelmed by how lucky I feel right now. And I say that despite being projectile-pooped on at 3am this morning. Because...this face!</div>
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-86515384233086206262015-04-16T14:27:00.001-04:002015-04-16T14:27:46.445-04:00My douchebag cervix: A birth story<div style="text-align: left;">
Good thing I never bothered to write that birth plan. Then again, if I had, it would have looked something like this:</div>
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The day before Easter I was 8 days overdue. Since my OB didn't want me going more than 10 days over, and some inductions can take up to 48 hours from start to finish, at 8:30am on Saturday we headed to the hospital to get this show on the road.<br />
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Unfortunately, while I was basically 100% effaced I still hadn't started dilating at all, so I received an application of prostaglandin gel on my cervix in the hopes that we could get something going. I was monitored for an hour during which baby Q remained happy and I had two minor contractions, about half an hour apart. The doctors seemed pleased that things were getting started, so M and I were sent home and told to come back in 6 hours for another dose of gel unless I went into true labour before then.</div>
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Of course, as soon as we left the hospital it felt like everything stopped. Despite going for a long walk, I didn't have any more contractions and was pretty dejected as we headed back to the hospital at 5:00pm. When I was hooked up to the monitors again, however, it appeared that I was in fact having fairly regular, very minor contractions that I was just barely starting to feel. I was still only about 1cm dilated, but given the contractions I was having the OB felt that another application of gel would be risking over-stimulation of my uterus. She put in a dose of Cervadil instead, which is basically like a medicated tampon that she explained they could pull out at any time if things got too intense. They told us we wouldn't be going home again before baby arrived, so we settled in for the long haul and I was hooked up for another couple of hours of monitoring.</div>
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By about 10pm things had really kicked into gear, with the contractions becoming more frequent and painful. At one point I was bouncing on a birthing ball as M was laughing at <i>Saturday Night Live</i>, and I distinctly remember feeling very resentful that he seemed to be having so much fun while I clearly was not. My contractions were getting pretty painful and were coming every 2 minutes and lasting about a minute each, so it felt like things were going in the right direction, but I had no idea if I'd actually dilated any further. I felt like if I had progressed at least a few centimetres, I could gut it out a bit longer before I got an epidural. But if I <i>still</i> hadn't dilated at all, then I had a long way to go and I would definitely need an epi so that I could get some sleep.</div>
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Well, I've previously referred to my uterus as an asshole. Turns out I should have been directing more venom towards my cervix, which was proving to be a complete and utter douchebag. I was still at 1cm. I believe my exact response was to shout "Oh for fuck's sake!!"</div>
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While doing the internal exam, the OB asked me if I'd ever had any procedures done on my cervix. I replied that yes, I'd previously had a number of colposcopies and a Loop Electrosurgical Excision Procedure (LEEP) to remove some precancerous cells a few years ago. Since this type of procedure can cause some scar tissue which is tougher than regular cervical tissue, the OB recommended trying to sweep my membranes to see if that would help. If you recall, this is the same procedure my regular OB had declined to do the previous Monday since I wasn't dilated enough and she thought it would be extremely painful for me. Turns out, she hadn't lied. The sweep sucked. But it worked to a degree, and in the space of 5 minutes I had dilated to 3cm. They took out the Cervadil, and I decided to hold off on an epidural a little longer in the hopes that I could remain mobile and dilate some more.</div>
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Bad idea. The membrane sweep just made my contractions much more intense. I tried to focus on breathing, but within half an hour I had vomited from the pain and had decided that an epidural was the way to go from here on out. I have to admit that I was disappointed, not because I was trying to be any kind of hero and go completely unmedicated, but because I really thought my pain threshold was higher than 3cm dilation. I had hoped to hold out longer, but agreed with the nurse when she said it was probably time to call for the anesthesiologist.</div>
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This is the part where things kind of started to go off the rails. The anesthesiologist numbed my back, and inserted the epidural painlessly. However, before he even had a chance to begin the medication I started to feel woozy. I told the nurse I was feeling lightheaded. The next thing I knew, both the nurse and M were snapping their fingers in front of my face and calling my name. My blood pressure had apparently plummeted and I had passed out for a few moments. As I came to, I puked again. My bed was quickly reclined and I was given a dose of ephedrine through my IV to get my blood pressure back up. I also got a squirt of oral nitroglycerin under my tongue and an oxygen mask over my face. I somewhat nervously noticed that there were now something like 8 medical personnel in the room, whereas before there had been only two.</div>
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Once the epidural kicked in I started feeling a lot better, despite the fact that the monitors showed me as having had 6 contractions in less than 9 minutes. The problem at this point now became Q, whose heart rate (which had been in the happy 150s all afternoon) had leapt up into the 180 to 200 range (probably in response to the meds they gave me for my low blood pressure, I later learned). The OB told me that I was now almost 6cm dilated, and recommended breaking my water. It came out stained with meconium, which they said was not surprising given that a) Q was overdue and b) he'd just gone through a period of minor distress. But wait...all of a sudden I was only 3cm dilated again! The OB said that the amniotic sac had probably been pressing against my cervix and that, once the pressure was released, my "LEEP cervix" (as it was now being called with some disdain by the doctors and nurses) had sprung back in like a rubber band. Like I said, my cervix was being a total d-bag.</div>
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It was looking like it was going to be a long time before I dilated enough to make any attempt at pushing, and in the meantime Q's heart rate continued to stay elevated. While it wasn't dangerously high, the OB advised that it was essentially like he was running a marathon in my womb; the longer his heart rate stayed high, the more stressed he would become. The doctors decided they wanted to do a procedure that would take a small prick of blood from Q's scalp to see how much lactate was building up in his system. If it was normal, I could continue to labour but if not, they would recommend "another way to meet the baby". They studiously avoided using the word "c-section", but unless my hospital had figured out a way to transport babies from the womb a la <i>Star Trek</i>, we all knew what that meant.</div>
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Unfortunately, my douchebag cervix wasn't about to start being cooperative now. After about 10 minutes of shoving a little tube up my vajayjay in a futile attempt to isolate my cervix, the OB waved the white flag and admitted defeat. My cervix was still far too high and apparently tilted to the left to allow them to do the procedure. Since Q's heart rate had been elevated for a long time and they had no way of accurately determining how stressed he was, they recommended a c-section. At that point I had been staring at the fetal heart monitor for over an hour, silently but unsuccessfully willing Q's heart rate to slow down to normal, and I just needed to know that he was going to come out of me OK. M and I agreed to proceed with the c-section. </div>
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I'll admit that this is the part where I cried a little, partially because I had been hoping for the quicker recovery time of a vaginal birth but more so because I felt responsible for causing all of this stress on poor little Q's heart. Everything had started to go downhill when I had requested the epidural. If only I'd been tougher, if I'd been able to hold out against the pain, none of this would be happening...but it was, and I was soon on my way to the operating room.</div>
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There was no immediate urgency to my c-section, so everyone was pretty chill and calm while getting ready. The c-section itself was weird because I could feel all the pulling and tugging they were doing (some of which felt pretty rough, since Q hadn't descended at all and it felt like they had to yank him out of my ribcage), but there was no actual pain and M helped by keeping me focused on him throughout. At 4:30am they pulled Q out to a chorus of "oh, that's a big baby!" (8 pounds 11 ounces) and showed him to us briefly before whisking him away to the warming table to be checked. I let out a few huge sobs when I heard him cry, and then urged M to go be with him while they stitched me up.</div>
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Since Q had been swimming in meconium, he had inhaled a little of it and needed some suction and oxygen to clear his lungs. The hospital had a video camera over the warming table so that I could watch what was happening on a screen over the surgical table, which was awesome but also stressful since I could only see what they were doing but couldn't hear why or how he was responding. M came back to give me updates, and told me that though Q was doing well they'd be taking him to the resuscitation room for a quick check before he could come with us. On the way out the nurses brought Q to me for a quick look and cuddle, and then he and M were gone and it was just me, shivering uncontrollably on the surgical table while the doctors put Humpty Dumpty back together again.</div>
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When they were done, I was wheeled to the recovery ward where I tried to stay awake while waiting for my husband and baby. They arrived around 7am, and I was finally able to hold Q skin to skin and put him to my breast, which he took like a champ. Just about 24 hours after the whole thing started, at 8:30am on Easter Sunday my new little family was brought up from recovery and installed in our room in the post-natal ward. To call it the most emotional, terrifying, amazing day of my life would be a hell of an understatement. <br />
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Oh yeah, and those of you who told me that all my <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/03/navel-gazing.html" target="_blank">donor egg fears</a> would disappear the second I held this little guy in my arms? You were absolutely right.<br />
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Aramishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12275274008426941898noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1204645813125946014.post-13604534758026355392015-04-06T16:38:00.000-04:002015-09-21T10:17:16.959-04:00Boy, meet world<br />
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Our little Easter Bunny made his entrance in the wee hours of Sunday morning. Not even remotely close to the way I'd hoped it would go, but that's a story for another blog post.</div>
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Everyone, say hi to baby Q. In the interest of maintaining anonymity I'm not going to post his name, but think of a TV show about a certain medicine woman and you've got it. There were also a few correct guesses on my <a href="http://infertilesmurf.blogspot.ca/2015/03/night-sky-nursery.html" target="_blank">nursery post</a>, if you're not a trivia kind of person.</div>
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I've discovered I hate trying to blog from my phone, so the rest will have to wait. Suffice it to say that the last 48 hours have been a wild ride and I'm still trying to grasp the fact that this perfect little creature is finally here. Words fail me. I'm his mommy. He's my son. What!?!?</div>
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